Lemonade with Ababa Kifle

By now, we’ve all heard Beyonce’s new album #Lemonade at least 436 times. (Personally I’m on 448 times repeated back to back ) And the myriad of think pieces, facebook statuses and public opinion that this project has spawned all give #QueenBey credit for making some good ass metaphorical lemonade.

But you know like I know, Beyonce is not an actual person, she is a robotic machine and/or alien from Mars and her life is not real. Ok, I’m sure she’s human but although I can relate to the emotions she revealed in her lyrics, if my partner cheats on me I can’t release a surprise album and break records in a fucking flash.